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i'm the biggest fucking thing in the whole fucking world (surrogated transcendental dread mix by thermidor)

from i'm the biggest fucking thing in the whole fucking world by it-clings

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hey, I remember some of you. I remember you were there, there when it all began, there when I sucked. I even remember some of you from that time that I was all bitter and angry. am I angry now? do you see me yelling and talking shit? look how things have worked out. here I am, It-Clings, actually rock n' roll supergod It-Clings king of the jews, saviour of all mankind, and in case you haven't heard, I am the fucking shit. from everything I've been hearing, from everything my yes-men and oh yeah, yes-sluts have been telling me, I'm the biggest fucking thing in the whole fucking world. yeah, that's right. you know, I didn't believe them at first either, but I've got to listen to what they say! they assure me that they are never wrong! and now you men out there are probably wondering what it's all about, being me, and you women out there are probably wondering how my fucking cock tastes... but you'll have time to find out soon enough, just don't push ahead in the line bitches, don't be fucking rude, there's enough of this to go around, you will all get your turn... yeah, that's right, there's even enough for some of you men too, the young cute ones. fuck it, what do I care. it would be a crime to keep this from you. so now that you're not so distracted by the immediate needs of your aching throbbing genitals you've got some time now to sit back and daydream more about me and wonder what it's like to have passed from mortal piece of shit drunk pissant into what now manifests itself before you, super-supremo arch-bad-ass-mother fucker It-Clings. well, that would be a little hard to explain and you're tiny minds might not be able to even handle the details. let me just sum it up this way, it's awesome, it's pretty good, it's better than nothing. but I hear you silently chanting, "how did this all happen? how did this all happen? how did this all happen?" what propelled me beyond the constrictions of mere mortality? before you all start guessing, emailing in your speculations and filling chat rooms with more bullshit gossip let me just cut to the chase, I auto-erota-theismed myself! yeah, you heard me. it's a mouthful I know. so let me say it again, I auto-erota-theismed myself! I worked it and I worked it and oh yeah, I worked the little bastard over and over again and then one fucking day, I totally wanked myself right into super-godness. did you hear me? I jerked myself out of the mortal realm and into that of godliness. yeah, that's right, I masturbated myself right out of existence and into a new existence. but let me tell you, it was no simple task, do you think that sort of thing is easy? I mean, I was pulling the living fuck out of my cock, I was doing something really fucking special, all the while having this massive big fucking red beast of a dildo shoved up my ass and I think several vibrators going and yeah, maybe something clamped onto my nipples. don't ask me why, but there it was. and the shot, when it came, sent me right to the top of olympia, if you know what I'm saying. and yes, it was the purifying perfect glorious shot of self-immaculization, although what I squirted onto my chest and face wasn't quite so immaculate, but it did feel soo good. cleared up some acne as well, keeps my face toned and looking so young. so there you go, that's the whole damned story in a nut-shell. so now you're probably wondering why the fuck you're still standing around like douche-bags and not busy somewhere masturbating yourself? you probably foolishly think that you're special enough to become a god, and that you know how to masturbate and that you're willing to give the whole fucking thing a try, and I can't say I don't blame you. I encourage you, to be honest. do it anywhere you want for all I care. let's start the dream squirting right here and now. do it in the streets or at work or on fucking chat roulette for everyone? to bear witness to. this cd's pretty much over mother fuckers. fuck all of this, there's much better things to do. but don't ask anybody to help you, do you really think they know what they're doing? and can they compare to me anyway? do the job right, do it yourself.

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