it clings doesn't give a fuck (oral self dissection mix by lucidstatic)

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do you ever stop and think about the music you are listening to? stop and wonder who that douche bag that's singing or yelling actually is? I mean, there’s It-Clings ranting and raving about how hard life is, how no one loves him, how we’ve got to do something about the environment or about the government and you can all relate to it because you've got the same problems! but does It-Clings have them? let's imagine for a second that he was sober enough to put two brain cells together and form one thought, let's pretend that he could dig his nose out of those heaping piles of drugs and have a moment of clarity, that he was distracted enough to pull his enormous ugly purple cock out of the hungry drooling mouths of even half those girls... wait a second, how old are those chicks? has anyone carded anyone here? who are all these goons standing around looking so tough? do any of them actually have a job? has It-Clings even seen the outside world in the last six months? does he even have a concept of what sunshine feels like? does he really have any problems with government agencies that he can't buy off? this dude's living in a dream world. he doesn't give a fuck about the environment. he once personally ordered a thousand acres of amazonian rain forest set on fire so that he could feel sad about the plight of the zulus, weep over the death of gentle koala bears that he had flown in from australia and parachuted into the blaze. that's what that song's really about! it wasn't about saving the world, it wasn't about conservation. it was about spending money and spending it foolishly. you’ve got that problem? he’s just going through the motions with his lyrics, he doesn’t believe anything he says. the entire first album was a construct of his record label. all the songs he actually writes are in standard rhyming couplets and he loves to ‘rhyme’ “baby” with “baby” or at best “slut” with “up”. he wrote a song about robocop riding a unicorn for fucks sake. he thinks he’s a real philosopher, or at least a word sorcerer, but gets most of his ideas from movies, and not good ones at that. he loves joker from full metal jacket and the joker from the dark knight, although he might actually think they are the same character. he’s actually got nothing to say but he likes it that way. it’s the beat that’s “important”, and he can’t play an instrument. he wants to be deep, and his fans are just sheep.





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